You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Randomize
