I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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