Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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