that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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