watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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