she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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