just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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