Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Randomize
