M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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