and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Help. Why am I so naked?
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