i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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