About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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