My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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