So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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