Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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