just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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