I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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