She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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