i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize
