you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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