Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Never let your siblings swipe right.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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