I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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