I want to stick my p in your. b.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
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