Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Randomize
