Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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