Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
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