It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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