Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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