Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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