whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
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