You made me cry and you don't even care
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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