Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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