whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Randomize
