great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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