No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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