Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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