Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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