I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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