...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
You brought string cheese to the strip club
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
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