Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
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