you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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