and she was petting her beer can
stop calling my apartment porn island.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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