Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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