does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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