I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Randomize
