So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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