So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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