are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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