Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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