wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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