ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
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