Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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