absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
another moral hangover. fuck.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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