We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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