Whod you bang
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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